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Malk & Kookies Vol.1 Iss.6.66 October Apology


Malk & Kookies Vol.1 Iss.6.66 October Apology

These DAMN Malkavians would not put out an issue during October. 
Guess what their reasoning was. "Religious Holiday". And the whole 
Issue number being 6.66 and all, well, we had some infighting in 
the offices. The only Malkavians that contributed this month were 
Normal and Ozmo. So, for lack of anything better, here they are. 
Maybe mid November, the whole team will come together. Until then, 
Iím hiding under a desk hoping that Ozmo runs out of steam.
 
IN THIS ISSUE:
HOW TO LIVE ON .01 LITERS A NIGHT
WHY I HATE NORMAL
 
HOW TO LIVE ON .01 LITERS A NIGHT
By Normal
Man, itís so tough being rough and stuff when the roof is on fire 
and we don ít need no watermelons to let the walls come down. Man, 
I heard some poetry from Creed the other night that really said it 
all. "With arms wide open, under the sunlight, Iíll take you to 
this place, Iíll show you everything." Even though it doesnít rhyme 
and most people gnash their teeth when they hear this "shitty" line 
repeated throughout the song, itís beautiful. I actually went to 
their concert this summer. And the lead singer said, before one of 
the songs, that "sometimes things seem so superficial on the outside" 
and man, that spoke to me like Kurt used to. I was talking to Mario G. 
about maybe speaking to Kurt Cobain for me, Ďcuz he could do it, right? 
But he tore a signpost off the freeway and smacked the shit outta 
my face. I just woke up. Whatís up?
 
WHY I HATE NORMAL
By Ozmo
Remind me to send Mario Giovanni that bus full of schoolchildren 
I kidnapped last month. Theyíre about ripe. Letís just take a look 
at Normalís bullshit, shall we?
 
"Sometimes things seem so superficial on the outside?"
Did the Creed dumbass also say, "sometimes things seem so bright 
when the lightís on?" Or how about, "Sometimes things seem so 
black when itís dark?" Or even, "Sometimes things seems so circular 
when theyíre on a wheel?" "Sometimes things seem so obvious when 
theyíre obviously things." KILL NORMAL.
 
No one listens to me. I beg our beloved Lucian to put Normal on 
the Red List. Lucian asks me, "What are his crimes?" and I say, 
"Existence." But does Lucian listen to me? NO. He smirks at me 
and sets Mikeís couch on fire. Times like these, I think about 
the Sabbat and how they deal with this stuff. Yorik just laughs 
and says, "Why do you think we left the Camarilla?" Bastard. 
Tickle me +1.
 
 
--
Mike Ooi


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