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Shady Mechanic
Ally
1 Life, 0 Strength, 0 Bleed
When Shady Mechanic is is play, all vehicles are non-functional (ignore the
card text on the vehicle). Methuselahs controlling vehicles must lose 1 pool
during each of their untap phases until the vehicles are either destroyed or
taken out of play.


Lying Repair Station
Master: Location
2 pool
You may tap the Lying Repair Station to tap any minion. That minion receives
a Reduction of the Quality of Life counter. When the number of Reduction of
the Quality of Life counters equal the capacity or cost of the minion, burn
that minion and receive 1 pool for every counter on the minion being burned.


Evil Dickhead, Manager
Ally
2 pool
3 Life, 2 Strength, 1 bleed
During your prey's untap phase, if you have more pool than your prey, you
may tap Evil Dickhead to send a vampire your prey controls into torpor.


GIVE MIKE MONEY 
Master
When this card is played, you receive 2 victory points. 
You must also send Mike Ooi the equivalent of $10 US or be 
forced to play all sanctioned tournaments naked.


WACKY TORPOR TIME
Master Out-Of-Turn
Playable only when pizza arrives. All vampires go to torpor 
and all allies are burned. Vampires cannot be rescued from 
torpor or brought into the controlled region until all pizza 
has been finished.


EXTRA FUN
Master
Put this card in play and name a set of Methuselahs. Those 
Methuselahs now have +3 fun. A minion can take a (D) action 
to burn this card - if he/she does so, remove that minion from 
existence (rip that card in half).


THE 7th TRADITION
Reaction
Untap a ready Prince/Justicar who can attempt to block an action 
at +2 intercept. If the block is successful, the Methuselah 
controlling the opposing minion burns 2 pool. Before combat 
occurs, this Prince/Justicar creates a Progeny (non-unique vampire 
with skill card) with 2 blood, places 3 blood from the Blood 
Bank to a younger uncontrolled vampire, fills up to capacity, and 
burns any vampires that have committed diablerie since your last 
turn. The opposing minion then enters combat with the Progeny.


YOU THINK YOU'RE BETTER THAN ME?!?
Reaction
Untap a ready Archbishop/Cardinal who can attempt to block an 
action at +2 intercept. If the block is successful, the Methuselah 
controlling the opposing minion burns 2 pool. Before combat occurs, 
this Archbishop/Cardinal creates a Creation Rite (non-unique vampire 
with skill card) with 2 blood, places 3 blood from the Blood Bank to 
a younger uncontrolled vampire, fills up to capacity, and burns any 
vampires that have committed diablerie since your last turn. The 
opposing minion then enters combat with the Creation Rite. Can only 
be played if there is a Prince in any Methuselah?s ready region.


YOU'RE A LOSER
Master Out-Of-Turn
Playable when a Methuselah is ousted or successfully withdraws. 
Place X counters on this card, where X is the number of Victory 
Points that Methuselah has accrued. That Methuselah then loses 
all victory points they had accrued. Any minion may take an 
action at -2 stealth to remove a counter from the card. Doing 
so earns that minion?s Methuselah 6 pool and a victory point. 
Burn this card when all counters have been removed, or when fire 
is set to it and the Methuselah who played it.
Superior Text: You may play this card even if you are not playing 
in the current game. Just grab the counters and run.


GET OUT OF TOWN
Master
All Methuselahs in the current game must help you move or 
you may burn all of their locations.


DAT's Loud!
Reaction - Auspex
Inf: Reduce the acting minion's stealth by one
Sup: Reduce the acting minion's stealth to zero, and if 
combat occurs, the acting minion's eardrums bleed for one damage.

 
Fat's Jiggling
Reaction - Obtenebration
Inf: Only usable by a non-blocking minion if the acting minion 
has been successfully blocked but before combat occurs. Both minions 
involved in combat go to torpor.
Sup: As above, and the acting minion's controller must say, "hey Hey 
HEY! It's FAT ALBERT!" or lose 3 pool.
"I should have tried Slim-Fast!!!" - Moncada, at the end of 
                                      Clan Novel:Assamite
 
Gat's Blasting
Combat - Dementation
Inf: Only usable if this minion has a gun. Allows this minion 
to hold the gun sideways and strike with the gun with First 
Strike, but only at close range.
Sup: Allows this minion to strike with First Strike as if he 
had a .44 Magnum (2R) by using his first two fingers.

 
Hat's Trick
Unique Master - requires Animalism
Place this on an Army of Rats in play. That Army of Rats will 
"hit" for three pool instead of one.

 
Jat's Lag
Master
Tap all minions with retainers.
"Master, the airline lost you again!" - Renfield

 
Kit Kat Bar
Combat - Potence
Just like Decapitate, but you break them in half like a...
 

Lat-ino Pop Star
Master, only playable on Ricki Van Dempsy (Gangrel).
Turns Ricki Van Dempsy into Ricky Martin. Ricky Martin will not 
contest with a copy of Ricki Van Dempsy. Ricky Martin suffers 
from Fame.

 
Mat's Welcome
Master  Out of Turn- 5 pool
Choose a minion in combat. That minion has the equivalent of 
two Disarms and two DeLeggings. That minion, if ready, cannot 
act and must be the first minion who attempts to block actions 
directed against its controller. "What do you call a Cainite 
with no arms and no legs lying in front of a door? No wait, 
did I screw that one up?" - Ozmo

 
Nat's Tea
Equipment - 3 pool
The minion with this equipment may burn it to disgust the other players. 
 
 
Pat's on the Back
Master Out-of-Turn - Toreador Anti-tribu
Increase the bleed of another Methuselah by X, where X is the 
number of your fingers currently in an orifice of your choice.

 
Quat
Master - Unique Location - 4 pool
You have created a new Middle Eastern OPEC nation, which you control. 
During a Methuselah's untap phase (except yours), all vehicles must 
be repaid for or they are burned.

 
S-A-T ur D-A-Y (night)
Action
Inf: Burn either the Inbase Discotek, the Hungry Coyote, or The Rack. 
Sup: As above, at +1 stealth.
 

Tat for Tits
Equipment - Unique Location - 3 blood
The minion with this location can force an opposing minion in 
combat to play Superiors at the inferior. If the opposing minion 
attempts to play Inferiors, they can be cancelled altogether.
"It's those damn tassels, they do it everytime!" - Ulugh Beg, the Peeper 
 

Vat o' Blood
Master - Animalism
Allows you to drench all your currently controlled cards in ketchup 
while singing "Hungry Like the Wolf"

 
Wat's Up, Doc?
Combat - Animalism
Inf: This vampire's teeth do aggravated damage.
Sup: Strike: Combat Ends. The opposing minion goes to Torpor in 
your Predator's Predator's Torpor Region, also known as Kukamunga. 
You cannot burn the opposing minion as a result of this combat.

 
Xat
Ally - 3 pool
5 Life  2 Hand Damage  -2 Bleed
This is was an AD&D creature who wandered into some WofTC 
wormhole and ended up in V:TES.
"Where the hell am I? I eat rocks." - Xat

 
Ya(ch)t Race
Master - Malkavian - Only playable in Boston, or when in a game 
with someone from Boston (i.e. Ben Peal)
First Methuselah to repahk their cah in a puddle wins 6 pool.


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